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Cards Against Humanity - DSL Expansion

I am currently tossing around the idea of creating a free, downloadable, printable PDF expansion for this game.  I have a lot of ideas for cards but I need more!  Though DSL itself is rated PG-13, some of these cards are not.

  • Feel free to use the original CAH for inspiration (I did!)
  • MANY more white cards are required than black cards.
  • Try to keep submissions DSL related.
  • If you're going to reference actual player characters, be civil.
  • Resist the urge to read the submissions of others before making your own submissions.


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21 Comments

Reply Sunshine
4:22 PM on August 30, 2014 


Black card: ________________ is the secret to ___________________.
Card conditions: Pick 2
Credit given to: Sunshine
Reply Anon
4:27 PM on August 30, 2014 


White Card: Ariel bukakke party
Credit given to: Anon
Reply DJ
4:44 PM on August 30, 2014 
Black card: The only way to truly defeat Malachive is by using ______________.
White card: Out of control teenage Ogre hormones.
Reply Z'Quarus
4:54 PM on August 30, 2014 
Black Card: Never play leap frog with a ______. When looking for the right girl, always check for a ( n ) ______.
Card condition: Pick 2
Reply Z'Quarus
4:56 PM on August 30, 2014 
Black Card: Of first importance is to serve the _____ alone. There is no _____ above Her, but many below.
Card condition: Pick 2
Reply Sunshine
4:58 PM on August 30, 2014 
White card: Lumberjack fantasies.
White card: Artifact: Mencius's missing testicle.
White card: Passive-aggressiveness in notes.
White card: Gangbanged by the crew of the Almarina.
White card: Why we have eight fingers but can wear only two rings.
White card: A hov-a-round mount for geriatric characters.
White card: A troll in yoga pants.

Black card: When I was tripping on green leaf, ___________ turned into ___________. (pick 2)
Black card: Only two things in DSL are certain: copyovers and ____________.
Black card: How to explain to your dragon ward about ___________.
Reply Z'Quarus
5:07 PM on August 30, 2014 
Black Card: ____ visits the New Thalos bath house daily looking for _____.
Card condition: pick 2 cards
Reply DJ
7:51 PM on August 30, 2014 
Black Card: I honestly didn't expect to see _________while walking through the Great Forest.
Reply Livvypoo
8:51 PM on August 30, 2014 
Black:
Independence breeds ____________. Submit and be strong.
The most interesting book in the Balanx Library is the one on _______________.
And the AWG First Place medal for _________________ goes to _________________.

White:
Ixi'kweez's Storynotes
A Yinn couple at the waterfall
Devion's shiny new hand
That new restring smell
A shot glass full of ogre semen
All of the New Thalos leaders since Fastia
Clanner vs. kingdomer hostilities
A kender crucified on a symbol of Taliena
A nasty-looking black charger
The real reason for the explosions in Gahboom
The true meaning of Gift Day
Priests arguing through public missives
Kingdomers on cgos
Pregnant alterforms
KSRs
Farting during Kadiya's funeral
Tinkergnomeswhotalklikethis
Mirrored floors in Nordmaar
Thaydius
An old-style SOTG
Competing for priest ranks
Ruling the Gray Church with an iron fist
A gourd of frog
Pissing yourself during the AGL Title Match
Lost puppies from the royal treasury
Aversia reborn
Hell's penguins
The sharp teeth of a lawyer
The Phantom of Le Theatre Macabre
A spirit hoard full of corpses
THE long sword
Overpriced spellcrafting
Wemic penis
An Official Response from Scorn
DSLcon hookups
Getting denied
Logging out in an inn room
Having to email Kyri
The Purist Wars
Evil Shalonesti elves
A heaping plate of vermicelli verminaise
Haggis
Yeti-sasquatch halfbreeds
Leveling in the Elemental Canyon
The Almarina
The rubbery, slick skin of a sea elf
A dragon's scaly hemipenes
Paladins wearing sea shell bras
Bejeweled codpieces
Kender macaroni art
The destruction of Balifore
Talienan Tuesdays
Elves with dreadlocks
Gnome octuplets
Reply DJ
8:58 PM on August 30, 2014 
Black Cards:
The secret ingredient in Blood and Kidney pie is actually _____________.
One time I wrote a storyn about ____________.
Seeing ________ only reaffirmed my faith in Taliena.
___________is the most popular pass time in Arkane.
Would ___________ really help cure a curse?
Reply DJ
9:23 PM on August 30, 2014 
White card:
Conclave's secret book of "magic"
Necrucifer's Big Black Cock
A Kender with a strap-on
Raije's raging hard on
Reply DJ
9:26 PM on August 30, 2014 
White Card:
Getting Fisted by Fatale
Reply DJ
9:48 PM on August 30, 2014 
White Cards:
sprinkle tit fart gnomes
Drakkara's secret body lotion
Austianian's banana hammock
Verminasian BDSM clubs
The real reason they're called the "White Robes"
Reply DJ
9:58 PM on August 30, 2014 
Black cards:
I joined Arkane for the ___________.
__________must be culled.
You know you're in New Thalos when you start seeing ____________.

White cards:
Kaithen's other OTHER stepdaughter.
A spirit hoard full of sex toys.
Reply She Dat
10:01 PM on August 30, 2014 
Black card: ________________, _______________, and Atlantos. (Pick 2)
______________ is he only reason I haven't killed off my character.
To everyone's dismay, the shards of Seanan are really ______________.
Darkonin, come for ______________, stay for ______________. (Pick 2)
Imma let you finish, but first __________ is the best ____________ of all time. (Pick 2)
How will you remember me when I'm gone?
Back in "the good old days," ____________ only cost a blue diamond.
Warning! Contains trace amounts of __________.

White cards: Tessalon Gareth's long, hard polearm.
Lay on hands.
Yinn kibble.
Strip Nexus Holdem.
A bonafide underground hedonism society.
Beer battered bakali.
Reply Parchment
6:39 PM on August 31, 2014 
Black cards for various equipment slots could prove funny
Reply Kikko
3:34 PM on September 2, 2014 
White: a flock of screaming HOWLER monkeys!
White: rotten chocobo eggs
White: catapults loaded with cabbage
White: KendeRevolution!
Black: If you must recall during __________, remember clean underwear.
Black: Mutiny the ________; for they are __________!
Black: ORB is secretly a special ops organization for __________,

-There's a few on the fly. Tired. I'll send more later.
Reply Nazca
9:54 PM on September 2, 2014 
Black Card: I'm quitting DSL. ________ is SO overpowered!
Black Card: _________ isn't the fault of the imm staff! It's the fault of __________.
Black Card: The most illegal restring I ever got was __________!
Black Card: _______ totally plays _________.

White Card: emote in out in out in out
White Card: mudsex mischans
White Card: Necrucifer's Spikey Balls
White Card: Akron
Reply Nazca
9:55 PM on September 2, 2014 
White Card: Pan-cay-cay
White Card: Tony Allen
White Card: Typos
White Card: AFK
White Card: Elven Ninjas
White Card: Ellery
White Card: Denial
White Card: The Kender Kama Sutra
White Card: Hairless Elven Bodies
White Card: Pirates
White Card: A Shaven and Tattooed Minotaur
White Card: A High Dexterity
White Card: A Low Dexterity
White Card: Getting Ganked
White Card: Clanners
White Card: Kingdomers
White Card: A Dark Chocolate Necrucifer
White Card: A Carafe of Orange Juice
White Card: A Chunky Green Potion
White Card: type: knee necrucifer
White Card: Endless Torment
White Card: Eternal Bliss
White Card: A restrung mount
White Card: Scorn
White Card: Vivienne
White Card: Kyri
White Card: Nazca
White Card: Zypher
White Card: Dekaios
(repeat for all imms, I'm tired of typing!)
Reply rish
10:14 PM on September 3, 2014 
black:
The questmaster now sells decanters of endless ________.
______ got ***DESTROYED*** by ________.
Justice's new clan hall features a statue of ________.



white:
Stat change
Felar pole dancers
Perverted kingdomers
Quest scripts
RP
PK
Tmote
The OOC channel
Newbies
Moomoos
Sheep
PKP

credit: rish
Reply ThomasVoIg
10:45 AM on February 18, 2017 
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ATTENTION: I want your maps!!

Currently, there are no known online ascii maps for approximately 50% of DSL's newer areas.  I know that some of these are mapped, but not available online or they exist only as files on someone's computer.  If you have maps or guides, know of someone who does, or want to contribute to an ever growing compilation of DSL's knowledge base, email me at spicycajun at gmail dot com. A list of unmapped (or at least not known to be mapped) areas is here.


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